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Sixteen Scandals
(Sung to the tune of "Sixteen Candles" by The Crests)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

No more Earth Day!
No more Earth Day,
Baby, oh, George Bush must go!

Sixteen scandals...
Have now come to light.
Dubya ain't bright, and he lies tonight! (And he lies tonight!)

Blows off the scandals;
He don't speak things true.
And I'll be wishing in '04 he's through. (In '04 he's through.)

He's poisoned the scene! (The scene!)
And he don't use his bean! (His bean!)
And he's the stupidest,
The failingest Prez I've ever seen! (I've ever seen! Whoa!)

Sixteen scandals...
Got no heart, you know.
Forever and ever, Georgie Bush must go! (Georgie Bush must go!)

He's poisoned the scene! (The scene!)
And he don't use his bean! (His bean!)
And he's the stupidest,
The failingest Prez I've ever seen! (I've ever seen! Whoa!)

Sixteen scandals...
Got no heart, you know.
Forever and ever, Georgie Bush must go!
Georgie Bush must... go!



Here is an alternate version of this parody: We've Seen Scandals
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