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Nine Little Leaders
(Sung to the tune of "Nine Little Reindeer" by Gene Autry)

With nine more months to go
The G.O.P.'s big show
The primaries are getting under way

No smiles on the face
For those who lose the race
How can you stand to finish in 9th place?

So one little, two little, three little leaders
Four little, five little, six little leaders
Seven little, eight little, nine little leaders
Run for President

There's Bob Dole, Phil Gramm, Steve Forbes, Lugar
Dornan, Keyes, Alexander, Taylor
But there's one candidate who's rising
Buchanan is his name

For a long, long time, he bade his time
To make his campaign ride
And now he runs, and blasts his guns
The others want to run and hide

So one little, two little, three little leaders
Four little, five little, six little leaders
Seven little, eight little, nine little leaders
Run for President

(Hey, look!  It's Patrick the pugnacious candidate!)

We've come to that
We can't stand Pat
What makes Buchanan go?
Religious right and the will to fight
Is vanquishing his foes

So one little, two little, three little leaders
Four little, five little, six little leaders
Seven little, eight little, nine little leaders
Run for President

I hope Pat wins... And runs this fall...
So we'll have another term for Bill!


More Pat Buchanan song parodies:
I Can't Stand Him (I'm Still Standing)
Buchanan's Gonna Fall (Rockin' Pneumonia & The Boogie Woogie Flu)


Copyright © 1996 by W. Tong

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