Ari, You Lie

Ari, You Lie
Dedicated to pResident Bush's Press Secretary, Ari Fleischer
(Sung to the tune of "Louie Louie" by The Kingsmen)

(instrumental intro)

Ari, you lie... oh, no.
You gotta go!
Lie, lie, lie, lie, we say:
Ari, you lie!
Bush Baby and you gotta go!

He lies to the world gracelessly.
Spouts bullsh*t on policy.
Made up sh*t about damaged phones
By Clinton staff, just hear him moan.

Ari, you lie... oh, no.
You gotta go!
Lie, lie, lie, lie... we say:
Ari, you lie!
Bush Baby and you gotta go!

The right wing's crazed; they failed to see.
That the world won't agree:
To brinkmanship in foreign affairs.
Bush tells the world, "I don't care!"

Ari, you lie... oh, no.
You gotta go!
Lie, lie, lie, lie... we say
Ari, you lie!
Bush Baby and you gotta go!

Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!

(instrumental solo)

See the Faker - the loon named Shrub.
When Bush is wrong, press spins his flub.
Ari's grim; Bush bombed again.
Liars who just can't conceal their plan.

Ari, you lie... oh, no
You gotta go!
Lie, lie, lie, lie... we say:
Ari, you lie!
Bush Baby and you gotta go!

Let's take it on outa here now...
Let's go!

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