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Ashcroft, The New Darth Vader
(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Gene Autry)

(instrumental intro)

You know Dubya and Cheney and Powell and Norton,
Thompson and O'Neill and Supremes a-Courtin'.
But do you recall... the most heinous nut of them all?
 
Ashcroft, the new Darth Vader,
Hates the civil rights Bush froze.
"Terror" is what he'll call it,
If you even dare oppose.

FBI home invaders
Use their staff to now take aim,
To give the nut, John Ashcroft,
Victims who will take the blame.

Lap dog press will now deceive,
Giving Bush his way.
Ashcroft hates it if you fight,
If you stand up to the Right.

We now disdain and loathe him,
Pushing his hypocrisy.
Ashcroft, the new Darth Vader,
Clamping down democracy.

(instrumental break)

We now disdain and loathe him,
Pushing his hypocrisy.
Ashcroft, the new Darth Vader,
Clamping down democracy.
Clamping down upon...
Clamping down upon...
Stomping democracy!


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