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Bad Water
(Sung to the tune of "Black Water" by the Doobie Brothers)

Well, he gave us the shaft,
And already he's gloating.
Ol' Mr. Snippy,
Keep calling him names.

Fat cats are jumping,
More drilling, more dumping,
Bad water's polluted,
Of arsenic fame.

(Chorus:)
(Our bad water, he's extolling...)
Mr. Snippy Goon gave his Big Oil friends the country.
(Our bad water, he's extolling...)
Mr. Snippy Goon gave his Big Oil friends the country.
(Our bad water, he's extolling...)
Mr. Snippy Goon gave his Big Oil friends the country.

Keeps on flaunting his might.
Gonna do everything,
He's gonna do everything for the Right.
We've got reason to worry.
'Cause he's in a big hurry this fall.

(instrumental)

The acid rain fouls the air,
It makes no difference to him.
Mistakes of Bush are what's pulling us down,
Yeah, can't you hear his flunkies make their stand?
Global warming, they think is bunk.
He is lying, and we think he stinks, uh-huh, yeah, yeah...

(Our bad water, he's extolling...)
Mr. Snippy Goon gave his Big Oil friends the country.
(Our bad water, he's extolling...)
Mr. Snippy Goon gave his Big Oil friends the country.
(Our bad water, he's extolling...)
Mr. Snippy Goon gave his Big Oil friends the country.

Keeps on flaunting his might.
Gonna do everything,
He's gonna do everything for the Right.
We've got reason to worry,
'Cause he's in a big hurry this fall.

(instrumental break)

Yeah, can't you hear his flunkies take a stand
For more logging, as they come and take the land?

Taking all the land, (land)
Taking all the land, (pretty much now)
Not a chance we'll preserve it all life long.
We're gonna hear his flunkies lift the ban,
As developers take and buy the land.

Taking all the land, (land)
Taking all the land (pretty much now)
Not a chance we'll preserve it all life long.
We're gonna hear his flunkies lift the ban,
As developers take and buy the land.

(Repeat last verse and fade)


Here is the original Newt Gingrich version of this song parody
More parodies from the George Dubya Bush Song Book


Copyright © 2001 by W. Tong

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