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Ballad of Jeb Bush
(Sung to the tune of "Ballad of Jed Clampett" from the "Beverly Hillbillies")
Guest song parody by Alan C. Bessey

Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Jeb.
He helped his brother beat the man who built the Web.
One day he went to look up his fam'ly tree
And figured it was time to move to DC

Washington, that is! Politics! Homelessness! Drugs!

Paw and brother George made it big up there
And the prices slick Willie got for his used underwear!
Next think you know ol' Jeb can't pay the rent
The only way to live there is to be the President!

Oval Office! Iran Contra! Dan Quayle!

(bluegrass instrumental break)

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jeb and all his kin.
They all appreciate the votes Floridians cast in
You're all invited to vote again, but please don't leave no chad
The Bushes thank you for having them, you know that you've been had!


Copyright © 2000 by Alan C. Bessey
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