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Bartcop's
Lib'ral Hammer
Laura's comical, studied physi-logical
Science, now a whore
Late nights all alone with her bible
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Bartcop's posted page, gives her, her own medicine
Callers on the phone
"The net, you're found out, shows the pictures
Who-oa-oa-ore?"
But as she's getting ready to scold
His net page shows the whore...
Bang, bang, Bartcop's lib'ral hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Bartcop's lib'ral hammer
Makes sure her lies are dead
Rush now drools again, Bartcop shows this fool again
Limbaugh facts are void
Wishing to avoid the holes poked in his sche-e-e-eme
Rush screens calls today, till his lies are hid away
Hopes his sheep are blind
Saying 50 times "Cause I said so-o-o-oo..."
And when he takes a call on the air
Hate seeps up from his mind
Bang, bang, Bartcop's lib'ral hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, bang, Bartcop's lib'ral hammer
Makes sure his lies are dead
Burton, Horny-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Bartcop stands alone
Congress testimonial falsehoods ohh-oh-oh-oh
Truth and sanity, freedom, we must all agree
Say he must be free (Bartcop must be free)
The nazi won't agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
The truth reveals his lies
Bang, bang, Bartcop's lib'ral hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, bang, Bartcop's lib'ral hammer
Makes sure his lies are dead
Lib'ral Hammer Man
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