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To Become the King of State
(Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain" from "The Wizard of Oz")
Guest song parody by Digby & Judy Morrow

(As sung by King Dubya Bush):

(instrumental intro)

I can while away the hours,
Coercing federal powers,
Bypassing Florida's state.
And my ass, I'll be scratching,
While my plots I'm busy hatching,
To become the King of state.

As a president, I'll be lacking,
But I've got my daddy's backing.
For that I can't complain.
For hard work really bores me,
And big oil still adores me.
But who cares, I'm king of State.

O I can tell you why
I received a DUI.
I just wanted to become completely high.
I had no coke, to get me by.

Oh my eyes were really glossy.
I tried to out drink an Aussie
In Kennebunkport, Maine.
I thought that I could do it,
But I really couldn't prove it.
For you know I have no brains.

I can fill the courts with "whereas"
Because I have Ms. Harris
To help me steal the show.
In my mind I 'm not a liar.
If she turns, then I will fry her.
And then out the door she'll go.

And I got me old Jim Baker,
A big prevaricator,
To help me win the day.
I'll declare myself the winner.
I don't care if I'm a sinner.
Then, at last, I'll have my way.


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Copyright 2000 Digby Morrow and Judy Morrow
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