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Be My Guest
(Sung to the tune of  "Be Our Guest" from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast")
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung By Attorney General John Ashcroft to Zacarias Moussaoui)

(instrumental intro)

Be my guest!
Be my guest!
Now it's time to feel depressed
'Cause I can defy a federal judge
On issues as a defendant's right

There's a nice room for free
In block GB-63
Just a shorter term solution
While you wait for execution
You ran off with a plan
But you fell into my hands
You can tell it has Dubya totally impress

Because I'm on your case
Where is the terror base?
So be my guest!
Be my guest!
Be my guest!

Now you're caught
Keep this thought
That jail time is the worst
You were on a suicide mission
Even went to flying school
Now go back to your cell

I'll see you in chamber soon
Join you for a celebration
To officiate your torture
Crafty plot, secret scheme
The fulfillment of your dreams

I can tell that you are made to rot in hell
We're going to proceed
Says the Attorney-Geez
So be my guest!
As you've guessed
Don't be a terrorist, I suggest
Be my guest!
Be my guest!
Be my guest!


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