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Big Dumbya
(Rap sung to the tune of "Big Poppa" by Notorious Big)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As Sung By pResident Bush)

(instrumental intro)

To all my homies in the place with style and grace.
Allow me to give a shout out to you and my warm embrace.
You rock grooves, while I do smooth moves like my Poppy.
The back of the Oval Office, sippin' teas, is where you'll find me.
The back of the Oval Office, makin' lies, my crew's behind me.
Lies to question askin', blame passin', so much laughin'
But I just can't quit 'cause bin Laden.
He slipped away and I got's ta creep with.
Can't sleep with, to keep Pops dealin' a secret, why not?
Why blow up our cover 'cause you think you're hot?
Now check this out, I got more dough than all of you.
Believe me demmies, I got enough to feed the needy.
But I'm still greedy, got 'em all expensive toys.
C-notes by the layers, true effin' players.
Jump in the Rover and come over.
Tell your friends jump in the Hummer, I got 'em oil wells in the desert!

(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player.
(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
To my homies gettin' money diggin' oil wells like crazies.
(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
You got a gun up in your waist but you can't shoot up the place.
'Cause I see my homie Johnny comin', Da Attorney G, babee!

Straight up homey, really I'm askin'
Most of you think you'd get the votes in two years, but you're nuthin'
Who you attractin' with that line, "Out With George W. in '04?"
Soon as you ask that crap, Ashcroft might put you in a handcuff.
Then ask what your nationality is, that kinda stuff.
Or what is your religion, things like that.
'Cause youse gonna be in jail for a while.
Don't try to call your crew, we're not yet through.
Your freedom is up to me, you know.
I make the laws, you don't have no rights.
So, shut the ef up, you might even see the light.
I will decide your destiny and fate.
I'm the secret tribunal, you will love to hate.
Conversate for a few, 'cause in a few, we gonna do.
What we came to do, ain't that right, John? (True)
Attorney G will interrogate, investigate and incarcerate.
While I go watch a movie in my jacuzzi.
You all amuse me!

(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player.
(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
To my homies it's nuthin' but the G thang, dummies!
(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
You got a gun up in your waist but you can't shoot up the place.
'Cause I see my homie Johnny comin', Da Attorney G, babee!

(How ya livin' Biggie No-Brainy?) Most of the time at my ranch.
I'm briefin' the whore press, like spontaneous.
Speechless feelin', there goes your dollar and dream.
But still wantin' that pipeline in Afghanistan.
Chillin' here and makin' war with the Talibans.
To steal more oil wells, that's my plan.
A foolish pleasure, whatever!
I have to find the buried treasure, so barrels I have to measure.
However, living better now, Gucci sweater now.
A king in the making, somehow.
Hey you, check this out, alien.
Tell your friends, to get with my friends.
And we can be friends.
Shoot, we can do this every weekend.
Aight? Is that aight with you?
Yeah... keep drillin'

(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player.
(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
To my homies gettin' money diggin' oil wells like crazies.
(I love it when you call me Big Dumbya)
To my homies it's nuthin' but a G thang, dummies!
(I love it when you call me)
Big Dumbya!...


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