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Ding Dong, The Blimp Is Deaf
Dedicated to radio windbag Rush Limbaugh, who is reportedly going deaf
(Sung to the tune of "Ding, Dong, The Wicked Witch Is Dead" from the "Wizard of Oz")
Guest song parody by Eric Perlin

(instrumental intro)
 
Ding-dong!  The blimp is deaf.
Which old blimp? 
The big fat blimp.
Ding-dong!  The big fat blimp is deaf.

Can't hear his own big lies.
Nor pitches for his neckties.
Say what? The big fat blimp is deaf.

He's still spouts on hate talk radio...
To host his loony show...
Can't hear a blasted thing.
That stuck-up lout...

Rush sinks so very low,
There on AM radio.
Now we know the big fat blimp is deaf!

Ding-dong!  The blimp is deaf.
Which old blimp? 
The big fat blimp!
Hearing is shot; there's nothing left.

"Talent, on load from God."
Ego large as his fat bod.
Hubris - the big fat blimp is deaf!

Baloney he spews on radio...
More scapegoats for his show...
Rush lies right through his teeth.
Of that he seems proud.

Rush is a big fat putz.
Hides because he has no guts.
Rush Limbaugh, the big fat blimp is deaf!

 


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