Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
I'm bad to the bone.
Poppy's so proud of me.
Open your eyes.
Look up to the skies, you're not free.
I am my daddy's boy.
GOP's favorite toy.
You can run a block, I can smash your lock.
Bust a head or shoot you dead.
I'll put it where the wind blows.
Yeah, tell you... I'm not even through.

Osama, where are you?
You love playing hide and seek?
But how did you manage to sneak?
Osama, here's what you should do.
Just lay low 'til 2004.
I got your back cover, homeboy.
Osama, yoohoo, didn't mean to make you fly.
I'll catch your arse by that time, is that ok?
Carry on, hide some more.
Until our soldier's spirit is shattered.

Too late, Dubya's time has come.
I'll send shivers down your spine.
'Til your butt is aching all the time.
Goodbye Talibans, thanks for the pipeline.
Snatched it from your behind, it nearly made me blind.
Osama, where are you?
Didn't mean to make you fly.
I'll catch your arse by this time tomorrow.

(break)

We see no remorse from a wacko of a man.
Was exposed, was exposed.
Can't hide behind his joke.
We require answers.
Very, very frightening to him.
Please respond George (maybe later).
Please respond George (maybe later).
Maybe later when things clear my mind (you've got no mind).
I'm just a dummy, I'm a no-brainy.
He's just a proxy, go ask Dick Cheney.
Spare him this time and let him take his nap.

Easy come, easy blow, will you let me go?
George Duh-Ba-You, yes, we will let you go (Let me go?)
George Duh-Ba-You, yes, we will let you go (Let me go?)
We will let you go (Let me go?)
We will let you go (Let me go?)
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my Laura, mama mia, oh my Laura (I will go!)
My brain just blew up and it just exposed.
I'm weak, I'm weak, I'm weak!

(break)

So you think you can con us and look in our eyes?
So you think you can cover your face with lies?
Oh Georgy, you're just like your Poppy.
All you care about, all you think about is your legacy.

(break)

Nothing W says matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing W says matters.
Nothing W says matters to me!

Copyright © 2002 by Alvin Dover
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