Callow Fellow

Callow Fellow
(Sung to the tune of "Mellow Yellow" by Donovan)
Guest song parody by Daedalus

George Bush: Please cease fire! Enough is enough!

Ariel Sharon: Bugger off!

Bush: Please!

Sharon: Bugger off!

Bush: Pretty, please...

Ariel Sharon & George Dubya Bush

(As sung by Dubya Bush:)

(instrumental intro)

I'm just mad at that Sharon.
Sharon's maddened by me.
I'm just mad at that Sharon.
He's just maddened by me.

He calls me callow fellow...
Quite right wing!
He calls me callow fellow...
Quite right wing!
He calls me callow fellow...

Said I act like I'm fourteen.
The world's just maddened by me.
Said I act like I'm fourteen.
They're just maddened by me.

They call me callow fellow.
Quite right wing!
They call me callow fellow.
Quite right wing!
They call me callow fellow.

Bombs now forever to fly.
Thought velocity nil.
Bombs now forever to fly.
Just can't stop and I never will.

They call me callow fellow.
Quite right wing!
They call me callow fellow.
Quite right wing!
They call me callow fellow.

So callow, I'm so shallow.

Unending "War on Terra"
Is now just my sudden craze.
Unending "War on Terra"
Iraq to be the very next phase.

They call me callow fellow.
Quite right wing!
They call me callow fellow.
Quite right wing!
They call me callow fellow.

Sharon - yeah,
I asked him to defer.
I'm just mad about Sharon.
He's just maddened with me

He calls me callow fellow.
Quite right wing!
He calls me callow fellow.
Quite right wing!
He calls me callow fellow.

Oh so callow, oh so shallow...

(Spoken)
Ariel Sharon: Bugger off!

Bush to Colin Powell: Make him stop!

Powell: (sigh)

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