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Can't Make Me Gov
Which of the candidates for Governor of California is singing this one? Does it matter?
(Sung to the tune of "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

Can't make me Gov! Gov! Can't make me Gov!

I'll buy you diamond rings, my friend, if it means I'll get your vote!
But it won't mean you'll buy the words that come out of my throat!
'Cause you don't care that I got money.
money can't make me Gov!

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll vote for me.
Even if I was in "Diff'rent Strokes" or "Terminator 3."
You don't care that I'm in movies.
Movies can't make me Gov!

Can't make me Gov! Everybody tells me so!
Can't make me Gov! Can I win? No!

Say you won't then recall me, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you won't be mad at me when you see that I've lied.
I don't care too much for people.
People won't make me Gov!
Whoo-ow!

(instrumental break)

Can't make me Gov! Everybody tells me so!
Can't make me Gov! Can I win? No!

Say you won't then recall me, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you won't be mad at me when you see that I've lied.
I don't care too much for people.
People won't make me Gov!
Can't make me Gov! Gov! Can't make me Gov! Oh!



Here is an earlier Newt Gingrich version: Can't Buy My Vote
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