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Cheney's Clown
(Sung to the tune of "Cathy's Clown" by The Everly Brothers)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

(As sung by the Shrub)

(instrumental intro)

Don't mention Ro-oo-ove any more.
They say I'm stupid for a Fuhrer.
Folks laugh each time I come around:
"Here he co-o-o-omes, that's Cheney's clown."

I've wanna stand up tall.
I ain't gonna crawl.
But when Dick makes me tell lies,
There's contempt in his eyes.
I'm not a man at all.

Don't mention Ro-oo-ove any more.
They say I'm stupid for a Fuhrer.
Folks laugh each time I come around:
"Here he co-o-o-omes, that's Cheney's clown."

When you see me talking here,
Trying to look all sincere.
Don't you think it's kinda sad
They're comparing me to Dad?
Or don't you even care?

Don't mention Ro-oo-ove any more
They say I'm stupid for a Fuhrer.
Folks laugh each time I come around:
"Here he co-o-o-omes, that's Cheney's clown.
That's Cheney's clown...
That's Cheney's clown..."


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