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Cheney's New Pupil
(Sung to the tune of "Rainy Day People" by Gordon Lightfoot)

(instrumental intro)

Cheney's new pupil doesn't seem to know nothing much at all.
Cheney's new pupil will talk;
When we listen, his words will appall.
Cheney prays Shrub will just do what he tells him.
'Cause they crowned a fool.
Cheney's new pupil can't find,
Though he's trying, the way to rule.

Yeah, Shrub's a phony.
What he really needs is Dick Cheney's advice.
Cheney's new pupil won't grow
So tomorrow, Dick can't roll the dice.
Cheney discovers about the Bush brothers,
That they're not too kind.
Cheney's new pupil's corrupt,
So we'll give him no peace of mind.

(instrumental break)

Cheney prays Shrub will just do what he tells him.
'Cause they crowned a fool.
Cheney's new pupil can't find,
Though he's trying, the way to rule.

Cheney's new pupil never seems to know that he's just a boob.
Misstepping, stutters, each time that he utters,
He sounds like a rube.
Faking achievements, and staging big events.
He'll be gone before too long.
Cheney and others know dumb Shrub can't hide
He's a right wing nut.
Cheney and others know dumb Shrub can't hide
He's a right wing nut.


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