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Won't The Court Be Loverly?
(Sung to the tune of "Wouldn't It Be Loverly" from the Broadway musical, "My Fair Lady")
Guest song parody by Lydia Theys, LydiaTheys@aol.com


(As sung by Antonin Scalia)

I just want that Chief Justice Chair.
I can't get it with Gore in there.
So Bush must win, that's fair!
Ah, won't the Court be loverly?

Lots of votes on the tally sheet.
Now comes Gore making lots of heat.
But we'll fix that, we'll cheat!
Ah, won't the court be loverly?

He'll...send... us lots of right wing judges who will make... us...proud.
I... won't... have to argue with...this li - ber - al, lefty crowd.

Some say our reputation's hurt.
Ruth and Souter can go eat dirt!
Bush takes good care of me.
Ah, won't... the...court...be loverly!  Liberal?  No! Loverly!
Five-to-four? Nevermore!

(instrumental break)

I just want that Chief Justice Chair.
I can't get it with Gore in there.
So Bush must win, that's fair!
Ah, won't the Court be loverly?

Lots of votes on the tally sheet.
Now comes Gore making lots of heat.
But we'll fix that, we'll cheat!
Ah, won't the court be loverly?

He'll...send... us lots of right wing judges who will make... us...proud.
I... won't... have to argue with...this li - ber - al, lefty crowd.

Some say our reputation's hurt.
Ruth and Souter can go eat dirt!
Bush takes good care of me.
Ah, won't... the...court...be loverly!  Liberal?  No! Loverly!
Five-to-four? Nevermore!

(instrumental ending)


Alternate versions of this parody:
Wouldn't War Be Lovely
Typical of W. by Attmay
More parodies from the Felonious Five Song Book
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