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Crock Of Ages
(Sung to the tune of "Rock Of Ages" by Def Leppard)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

Tax cut, gun nut, rich folk, big joke
All right
Bush got somethin' to say
Yeah, it's better to tax cut
Yeah, than save today
All right
Ow gonna start a fire
C'mon!

Rise up! Gather round
Hock this place to the ground
Burn it up, let's go for broke
Watch good times go up in smoke
Tax cut!  Tax cut!
Drive us crazier, no real plan
Just Reagan drivel, just same old voodoo crap  (c'mon)

What does Bush want?  What does Bush want?
He wants no control, yes he do
Long live no control
Oh let's go, let's cut that tax
Debt'll blow like dynamite
He don't care if it screws the masses
Gonna appease the right

What do you want?  What do you want?
He wants no control,  alright!
Long live no control

Chorus:
Crock of ages, crock of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Crock of ages, crock of ages
Still rollin', Reagan glowin'
Bush wants the power, wants the glory
Just say he need it and if you heed it
Say dead!

Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to Bush

He's burnin', burnin', he got the fever
Should know for sure, he ain't no cure
So feel it, and fight it, go with Al Gore
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme a safe bet for sure

What do you want?  What do you want?
I want some control, You betcha
Long live some control

(Repeat chorus)

Bush will burn us all down
Down to the ground
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh


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