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Daddy Told Me Powell's The One
(Sung to the tune of "Mama Told Me Not To Come" by Three Dog Night)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(As sung by Dubya Bush)

What are Colin's plans for our future?
Can you answer please?
What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?
I'm am the laziest frat boy that could ever be
Don't ask me what's right, 'cause I don't wanna see.

Daddy told me Powell's the one
Daddy told me Powell's the one
"You just don't get in his way, son"

Pick my cabinet, found some room for this coon
I think Lott wants to choke me, he thinks I'm just a loon
And that Tom Delay, his rantin', 'bout scare me half to death
He tells me to bend and pucker, then I'll catch my breath

Daddy told me Powell's the one
Daddy told me Powell's the one
"You just don't get in his way, son"
"You just don't get in his way, son"

Me and Colin are plastered, someone's knockin' at the door
They're lookin' for my appointments, before I pass out on the floor
I had to make decisions, I ain't never made before
Just go ask Dick, 'cause I don't wanna make no more

Daddy told me Powell's the one
Daddy told me Powell's the one
"You just don't get in his way, son"
"You just don't get in his way, no"
"You just don't get in his way, no"
"You just don't get in his way, son"
"You just don't get in his way, no"

(repeat to fade)


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