Bush would go crazy and have a real good time
His dad's connections could hide any crime
Dad's been good to Bush so far

Bush won the governorship with no experience
Now all dad's friends get first preference
Bush lets industry set his policy
Houston's now as polluted as it can be

Bush is setting records, executions can't wait
The defense of the inmates is considered half rate
So what if the people can't trust the law
Just leave Bush a message, maybe he'll call

Lucky his family is always coming through
Can't complain, he don't know what to do
Dad's been good to Bush so far

The GOP party wants him to run
He's been pegged as the fortunate son
It's hard to picture Bush running the show
The country will decline, as they surely know

They say Bush is lazy but it takes all his time
He keeps on going, his daddy's the reason why
Dad's been good to Bush so far

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