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Don Keeps Missing You, Omar
Satire about Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld, who keeps missing his Taliban target
(Sung to the tune of "I Ain't Missing You At All" by John Waite)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(As sung to Taliban leader Mullah Omar)

(instrumental intro)

Every time Don thinks of you,
He's thinking of your death.
And Don's still standing here,
And you're miles away.
And he's wondering why you left,
And there's a bomb that's raining
An Afghan town tonight.
Don hears your name in certain circles
And it Intel makes him smile
He spends his time
Thinking about you.
And it's almost driving him wild.
And there's a bomb that's dropping
From a long distance jet tonight.

Don keeps missing you, Omar.
Since you've have fled... away.
Don keeps missing you...
No matter what he might say.

There's a message from the wild.
Allies sending you this signal tonight.
You don't know how desperate Don's become.
And it looks like he's losing this fight.
In the world
This war, no meaning.
Though we're trying hard to understand.
And there's a bomb that's dropping
From a long distance jet tonight.

Don keeps missing you, Omar.
Since you've have fled... away.
Don keeps missing you...
No matter what my friends say.

And there's a message that I'm sending out
Like a telegraph to your soul
And if I can't bridge this distance
Stop this heartbreak overload

I ain't missing you at all
Since you've been gone... away
I ain't missing you...
No matter what he might say
Don keeps missing you...
Don keeps missing you...
He keeps lying to himself...

And there's a bomb that's raining...
An Afghan town tonight...
I ain't missing you at all...
Since you've been gone... away.
I ain't missing you...
No matter... What he might say

Ain't missing you...
Don keeps missing you...
Don keeps missing you...
Don keeps lying to myself...
Ain't missing you...
Don keeps missing you...
Don keeps missing you...
Don keeps missing you...
Don keeps missing you...
Don keeps missing you...
Ain't missing you...
Oh no...
No matter what his friends might say...
Don keeps missing you...


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