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Don't Vote That Clown
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? 200: One to smash the bulb, and 199 to tell poor people that they don't deserve to have electricity anyway.
(Sung to the tune of "Don't Bring Me Down" by The Electric Light Orchestra)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

Good guys are running on the Democrat side,
Trying to end our Bush-inspired big slide.
Don't vote that clown! No, no, no, no, no! (Whoo-hoo!)
I tell you once more, November 2004, don't vote that clown!

He's gotta get out, with his rich fat-cat friends,
Or else it's recession and war that don't end.
Don't vote that clown! No, no, no, no, no! (Whoo-hoo!)
I tell you once more, November 2004, don't vote that clown!

Don't vote that clown! Bush!
Don't vote that clown! Bush!
Don't vote that clown! Bush!
Don't vote that clown!

Bush is a moron, he just don't have a clue!
Got to get rid of this dumb schmuck W!
Don't vote that clown! No, no, no, no, no! (Whoo-hoo!)
I tell you once more, November 2004, don't vote that clown!

He's always talkin' 'bout his rich man's tax cut!
It don't fix nothin', just bites us in the butt!
Don't vote that clown! No, no, no, no, no! (Whoo-hoo!)
I tell you once more, November 2004, don't vote that clown!

Don't vote that clown! Bush!
Don't vote that clown! Bush!
Don't vote that clown! Bush!
Don't vote that clown!

He's looking good, so says the media's brass.
But now he's living in a White House of glass!
Don't vote that clown! No, no, no, no, no! (Whoo-hoo!)
I tell you once more, November 2004, don't vote that clown!

We've got to beat him, bring America back!
Tell Georgie Bush he's got to hit the road, Jack!
Don't vote that clown! No, no, no, no, no! (Whoo-hoo!)
I tell you once more, November 2004, don't vote that clown!
Clown! Clown! Clown!

I tell you once more, November 2004, don't vote that clown!


Here are alternate versions of this parody:
Don't Vote That Clown by Ready Rock G
 Don't Bring Us Down by Skisics Surus
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