Bathed in perspiration, downed by his enemies
Used his inspiration for a guillotine
He fires an unloaded mental cannon, no hits

Leaning on the pedestal that holds his self denial
Firing the pistol that shoots his folly life
Sitting here, just rich playboy
With X’s in his eyes, and drawing flies

Hey, what you yellin' about?
Conditions, permission, mirrored self-affliction
Hey what you yellin’ about?
Sadist’s co-addiction, perfect analogies
Hey what you yellin’ about?
Conditions, permission mirrored self-affliction

Leaning on the pedestal that holds his self denial
Firing the pistol that shoots his folly life
Sitting here, just rich playboy, with X’s in his eyes
And drawing flies.

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