Every Dubya boy and girl, all around the Dubya world,
Gonna do the Dubya Rock all around the Dubya clock.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack say Dubya make him sick.
All around the Dubya clock, hey, let's do the Dubya Rock!

Wha-ha-ha-ha!
Sinking lower now! Sinking lower now!
How low can he go?

First came rich man's big tax cut, slugs poor people in the gut.
Then he launches Gulf War II, on a basis that ain't true.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack say Dubya make him sick.
All around the Dubya clock, hey, let's do the Dubya Rock!

Wha-ha-ha-ha!
("La-las" over the melody)

Get yourself a candidate, pick a real good running mate.
There's a Dubya moon above, Democrats will give him shove.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack say Dubya make him sick.
All around the Dubya clock, hey, let's do the Dubya Rock!

Wha-ha-ha-ha!
Dubya's at the bar! The right wing goes too far!
How low can they go?

(whistles over melody to end)

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