Well, he's got his daddy's job, and he's flushing us right into the can, now.
Seems he forgot all about the economy just like his old man, now.
And since he's got the Fox News, he's been thinking that he'll do what he can, now.
And he's so dumb, dumb, dumb, and the voters won't take his job away.
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, and the voters won't take his job away!)

Well, the Repubs love him 'cause he's flying on that ship like an ace, now!
(He flies like an ace, now, he flies like an ace!)
He made some mealy-mouthed comments when Trent Lott made his dumb comments on race, now!
(Trent Lott talkin' race, now, Trent Lott talkin' race!)
And his pursuit of bin Laden's looking like a great big wild-goose chase, now!
(A wild-goose chase, now, a wild-goose chase!)
And he's so dumb, dumb, dumb, and the voters won't take his job away!
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, and the voters won't take his job away!)

(organ break)

Well, you knew all along that America would get wise to you, now!
(You shouldn't have lied, now, you shouldn't have lied!)
And since you're in the Oval Office, you think that we can't tell you that you are through, now!
(You shouldn't have lied, now, you shouldn't have lied!)
Aw, but you had it comin', Georgie, so go cry, "What am I gonna do, now?"
(You shouldn't have lied, now, you shouldn't have lied!)
And you're so dumb, dumb, dumb, and the voters gonna send you away!
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, and the voters gonna send you away!)
And you're so dumb, dumb, dumb, and the voters gonna send you away!
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, and the voters gonna send you away!)

(Repeat refrain and fade)

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