Lay's a swell guy, loves his options.
Loves Jesus, and America, too.
Lay's a swell guy, we're crazy 'bout Enron.
Loves Cheney, and his good friends, too.

Ken Lay's high priced livin', gougin' Texas.
There's no auditors going look too hard.
Might be a bad boy, dump stocks 'fore the plunge.
401K's locked, breakin' your hearts.

(Refrain:)
And stocks free... free fallin'
Yeah, Enron's... free fallin'

All the execs dumped their stocks early.
Moved fast, before the employees hit hard.
And all the gas boys are hiding in the shadows.
While the duped folks, are home with broken hearts.

And stocks free... free fallin'
Yeah, Enron's... free fallin'

Stocks fallin', Enron's free fallin', Enron's
Free fallin',  Enron's free fallin', Enron...

Want the Senate to look over Oil's agenda.
They should all write Lay's name in the sky.
Stock gonna free fall out into nothin'
Gonna under a buck for a while.

And stocks free...
Free fallin', Enron's free fallin', Enron's
Free fallin'
Stocks fallin', Enron's free fallin', Enron's
Yeah, stocks free...
Free fallin', Enron's free fallin', Enron's
Free fallin'Free fallin', Enron's free fallin', Enron's...

Free fallin', Enron's free fallin', Enron's
Yeah, stocks free, free fallin'
Free fallin', Enron's free fallin', Enron's...

(Repeat and fade)

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