He thinks that he’s absolved of all of his sins. I tell you people, I have news for him: Keep up with that closed mind, God’ll leave him behind! And he finally had to admit that he is wrong, dead wrong! He had to take back all his blame for the tragedy. Dead wrong!  We sing... Falwell, go to Hell We don’t want to listen to your bullsh*t, d*ckhead! Falwell, go to Hell Go and get a whore and leave us be! Falwell always thinks he’s holier than us Only opens his mouth to make a fuss. Yeah, he thinks his “moral way” is gonna set this country straight. But what he doesn’t know is he’s an ass, yeah an ass! And Jesus won’t put up with that kind of sass, won’t let it pass! We sing...

(instrumental break)

He said feminists and gays are to blame for Laden’s ways
Yeah tried to lay the blame on all the folks he abhors.
He had to eat his words in front of the media whores,
We sing:

Falwell, go to Hell
We don’t want to listen to your bullsh*t, d*ckhead!
Falwell, go to Hell
Go and get a whore and leave us be!

Fallwell, go to Hell
That’s where you are going anyway!
Falwell, go to Hell
Go get Robertson and go…

Falwell, go to Hell
We don’t want to listen to your bullsh*t, d*ckhead!
Falwell, go to Hell
Go and get a whore and leave us…

Fallwell, go to Hell
That’s where you are going anyway!
Falwell, go to Hell
Go get Robertson and go…

Falwell, go to Hell
We don’t want to listen to your bullsh*t, d*ckhead!
Falwell, go to Hell
Go and get a whore and leave us be!

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