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(Shrub
Is A) Flash In The Pan
Here's a ditty about a flash in the pan.
Took every drug that's known to man.
He had no ambition to excel or advance.
But his daddy saw him as his only chance.
Poppy back in '92 lost his big race,
When a guy named Bill Clinton stepped into his place.
He couldn't believe that he'd lost fair and square.
So his boy was going to help win his dream.
Shrub didn't want it, ol' Pop didn't care...
(Sung by Poppy Bush:)
Oh yeah! Life goes on...
Long after the thrill of politics is gone.
Oh yeah! Life goes on...
Long after the thrill of politics is gone... on
and on...
(electric guitar riff)
Dubya sits back and tries to think.
Scratches his head, his beady eyes blink.
Said: "Poppy, you know, they think I'm real shi**y."
Poppy says, "I know, and that's sure a real pity."
(Sung by Poppy Bush:)
Oh yeah! Life goes on...
Long after the thrill of politics is gone.
Oh yeah! Life goes on...
Long after the thrill of politics is gone... on
and on...
(Sung by Dubya:)
Gonna get some dough.
A big fat roll.
The Bible thumpers will come
And save my soul.
Hold on to Texas as long as I can
Changes are coming.
Never had to act like a man.
Little ditty about a flash in the pan.
Let's send him to Crawford, as soon as we can.
(electric guitar riff and fade)
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