G Drives Me Goofy

G Drives Me Goofy
(Sung to the tune of "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(As sung by pResident Gee Whiz Bush)

(instrumental intro)

I can't stop
The way I yawn.
When a Y
Comes along.

O's OK - A's all right.
All the letters from A to Z.
None of them (none of them)
None of them compares to G.

G drives me goofy.
Like no letter (around).
G drives me goofy.
And I can't calm myself down.

G makes gold.
G is Godsend.
G makes gaffe.
X can't do that.

G plays golf (in the heat of the sun).
G can gaze (up above the sky).
Other letters get on my nerves.
'Cause they cannot be as good.

G drives me goofy.
Like no letter (around).
G drives me goofy.
And I can't calm myself down.

(instrumental break)

I can't gape
Without a G.
No other letter
Does it for me.

G drives me goofy.
Like no letter (around).
G drives me goofy.
And I can't calm myself down...

(fade)

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