"We're so sorry...Premier Rongji
We're so sorry for what happened with our plane
We're so sorry... but not guilty
If your pilot had stayed home or even flown in his own lane

(thunder)

We're so sorry, but we didn't do a thing -- no way!
We'd just like to be your neighbor
Maybe spy a bit from off-shore, but we won't get in your way...

(instrumental break)

Aren't you sorry, Premier Rongji?
Do you still claim that you didn't do a thing that day?
Let's forget it,  Premier Rongji
That's the great speech I have written, but I've just been called away.
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)

(instrumental break)

Plane across the water (water)
Fell down from the sky
Plane across the water (water)
We need it to spy

General Powell notified me
He has to have the plane back, or I can't make my speech
He has to have our folks back, or we're not saying boo
And I'm in a pout (in a pout)
(I'd like to give my speech and get back to working out)

Plane across the water (water)
Fell down from the sky
Plane across the water (water)
We need it to spy

Our plane had to make a landing on your ground (on your ground)
Couldn't fly up and around, so it landed on your ground
No time to ask if it could land on your ground (on your ground)
Can't you just forget it all; give our plane back safe and sound?
(and our people with it)

Plane across the water (water)
Fell down from the sky
Plane across the water (water)
We need it to spy

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh . . .

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