Get Rid Of Dick

Get Rid of Dick
Due to the quagmire in Iraq and war contracting scandals of Halliburton (formerly headed by Dick Cheney), some Republicans are calling for Bush to dump Cheney from their 2004 election ticket
(Sung to the tune of the theme From "Sesame Street")
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(As sung by Dubya Bush:)

(instrumental intro)

Something's weird; Cheney just... reappeared.
My Vice-pRez is now booed, not cheered.
Someone tell me how to get,
How to get, get, get rid of Dick?

Election time; votes are the... bottom line.
Cheney's war plans are my land mine.
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get, get, get rid of Dick?

Under intense scrutiny...
Halliburton's causing mutiny...
Coziness with corporate interests...
Architect of war...
Extremely unpopular...

I won't pay... for Dick's mistakes; ain't no way.
Dick's a drag on Election Day.
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get, get, get rid of Dick?
How to get, get, get rid of Dick?
How to get, get, get rid of Dick?

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