Get Rid of Dunce (And Fast)

Get Rid of Dunce (And Fast)
(Sung to the tune of "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett)

(instrumental intro)

"Things aren't working in Iraq!" say the Right.
Bush's rise compelled war theory slight.
Thought the conquest of Iraq, a plan so wise.
Now suddenly, Bush fears demise.

(Could fall so fast) Get rid of Dunce, and fast!
(Vote 'gainst his past) The Bush regime won't last!
(Vote 'gainst his past) Expelled by votes you'll cast...
(Vote 'gainst his past) Get rid of Dunce, and fast!

Made war laboratory of the Middle East;
Hatched in corporate bedrooms was their empire feast.
Bush fools all claimed "there's a map with a road."
See, Dick's pet, a dolt, just does what he's told.

Bush zombies just love Dim Son.
Their party just spat and spun.
Who should be booted? Bush clan.
Dubya's time is done.

Obscene and shocking, through press digging, they found
Prisoners in chains, attacked by braying hounds.
The judgment-hangers in Iraq now connive
To soon draft more troops, so Bush can survive.

Pouting so often, Shrub's voice did ring.
Seams in his bubble popped this faux king.
He's loathed, let's rid (he won't be missed);
He dreads: whatever happens, his plans we will resist.

What made this king cruel: how they carved up the land
Bush the Monster planned to invade Iraqi sand.
He's unforgiving, let's smash his damned coup.
Troops blood-let for his war; back to Crawford, he's through!

(He'll fall so fast) Get rid of Dunce, and fast!
(Vote 'gainst his past) The Bush regime won't last!
(Vote 'gainst his past) Expelled by votes you'll cast...
(Vote 'gainst his past) Get rid of Dunce, and fast!

(repeat final chorus and fade)

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