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Guantanamo Bay
(Sung to the tune of "Guantanamera" by The Sandpipers)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(As Sung By pResident Bush):

Guantanamo Bay...
Al-Qaeda fighters in jail there.
Guantanamo Bay...
But where's Osama bin Laden?

I'm just a man who is cashing
From this war, there's no denying...
To find Omar and bin Laden,
And snatch that pipeline for my oil friends.
Your lives will never be hollow,
You just have to listen and follow...

Guantanamo Bay...
Al-Qaeda fighters in jail there.
Guantanamo Bay...
But where's Osama bin Laden?

We'll search your house without knocking.
Re-write your laws with no warning.
Your Bill of Rights will be burning,
So my laws won't be breaking
Or you'll be jailed like the Taliban.
Shut your mouth, don't make a stand.

(long instrumental break)

Guantanamo Bay...
Al-Qaeda fighters in jail there.
Guantanamo Bay...
But where's Osama bin Laden?

I've got Poppy's friends on my side.
We don't care if you live or die.
Arouse in me an emotion
More than the vast boundless ocean...
For there's a wealth beyond measure.
In barrels of oils that we treasure...

Guantanamo Bay...
Al-Qaeda fighters in jail there.
Guantanamo Bay...
But where's Osama bin Laden?

Yo soy un hombre no sincero.
De donde Dubya en Crisco.
Yo soy un hombre no sincero.
De donde Dubya en Crisco.

Your lives will never be hollow
You just have to listen and follow!



Here is an alternate version of this parody: Wants War On Terra
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