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Guns, Guns, Guns
(Sung to the tune of "Fun, Fun, Fun" by the Beach Boys)
Guest song parody by Eric Perlin

(instrumental intro)

There'll be new gun shops opening up, every two blocks now.
There'll be no more legislation to require trigger locks now.
You can buy a handgun as easily as a pair of socks now.
We'll have guns, guns, guns,
Thanks to lobbying by the NRA.

Bush will put a stop to those pesty background checks now.
So we can all be armed with weapons up to our necks now.
Good news for those who like guns better than sex now:
We'll have guns, guns, guns,
Thanks to lobbying by the NRA.

(Instrumental break)

Bush is implementing pro-gun legislation.
Nothing moves gun sales better than deregulation.
We'll soon have more gun deaths than any other nation.
We'll have guns, guns, guns,
Thanks to lobbying by the NRA.

We'll have guns, guns, guns
Thanks to lobbying from the NRA.
We'll have guns, guns, guns
Thanks to lobbying by the NRA.

(Repeat last verse and fade)


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