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Have A Cigar
(Sung to the tune of "Have A Cigar" by Pink Floyd)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(As sung by the G.O.P. leadership)

(instrumental intro)

Come in here, Bush boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far, fly high,
You're always gonna lie, you're gonna steal it if you try;
We're gonna love you.
Well I've always had a deep respect, and I mean that most sincerely.
You're dad is just fantastic, that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, what's that stink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.

We're just knocked out.
We heard about Jeb's sell out.
You gotta get in the White House,
You owe it to our people.
We're so happy we can stop recounts.
Everybody else is just mean, did you see the mob?
It's a helluva start.
You can be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team.

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.



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