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(instrumental intro)

Have a tequila,
Have a tequila,
Have a tequila,
It's open bar.

Have a tequila,
Have a tequila,
Have a tequila,
It's open bar.

Have a martini now.
Have a martini now.
Have a martini now.
It's open bar.

Have a martini now.
Have a martini now.
Have a martini now.
It's open bar.

My head... my head's aching.
My head's aching, so's my stomach.
My head's aching, so's my stomach.
My head's aching, so's my stomach.
My head's aching,
My head's aching,
So's my sto-o-o-o-mach.

(repeat verses)

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