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It's A Headache
Vice President Dick Cheney sings the blues about his Halliburton and Enron woes
(Sung to the tune of "It's A Heartache" by Bonnie Tyler)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

(instrumental intro)

It's a headache!
Nothing but a headache!
Under pressure, won't break.
Congress wants my documents.

It's a headache!
Nothing but a headache!
Bush said things were just great...
Then he let me down...

It's a cruel game!
Nothing but a cruel game!
Demanding notes from Enron.
Really makes me frown...

Haliburton's got me hurtin'
I collected, that's for certain, my pay.
Bush got wise, and sold his shares.
I got caught, Bush doesn't care... for me.

It's a headache!
Nothing but a headache!
Under pressure, won't break.
Congress wants my documents.

It's a cruel game!
Nothing but a cruel game!
Demanding notes from Enron.
Really makes me frown...

(instrumental break)

Bush got wise, and sold his shares.
I got caught, Bush doesn't care... for me.
It's not wise to strain someone
With no brain, like the Dim Son, W.

It's a headache!
Nothing but a headache!
Under pressure, won't break.
Congress wants my documents.

It's a headache!
Nothing but a headache!
Under pressure, won't break.
Congress wants my documents.

(repeat refrain and instrumental fade)


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