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Head Just Like A Rock
(Sung to the tune of "Loves Me Like A Rock" by Paul Simon
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

When I was just a boy, and Richard Nixon called my name.
I said now, who do...who do you think you're foolin'?
I'm a Democratic boy... in tradition of a Kennedy.
My mama loves me, she loves me.
Into the voting booth, she shoves me.
You got a head just like a rock!
Against that head the U.S. rages, they're with me.
They're with me, with me, with me, with me.

When I was grown to be a man, and Ronald Reagan called my name.
I said, now who do... who do you think you're foolin'?
I'm a heart-a-bleedin' man, take on the G...O.P.
My mama loves me, she loves me.
And if I vote for you, she'll slug me.
You got a head just like a rock!
Against that head the U.S. rages, they're with me.
They're with me, with me, with me, with me.

Now Georgie Bush is "pResident," and he cannot spell my name.
I say, Who do, who do you think you're foolin'?
The last election you did steal... and then blew our prosperity.
Here comes John Kerry, John Kerry.
He'll beat you and we'll all be merry.
You got a head just like a rock!
Against that head the whole world rages, they're with me.
They're with me, with me, with me, with me.

Head just like a rock...
Head just like a rock...
Head just like a rock...
Head just like a rock, Bush Baby...

Head just like a rock...
Head just like a rock...
Head just like a rock...

(repeat gospel refrain and fade)


Alternate versions of this parody:
Shrub Will Bomb Iraq
Rush Is Full Of Crock

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