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I Can't Stand Hearing Rush
(Sung to the tune of "I Can't Stand Losing You" by The Police)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

I've called you so many times today.
And I guess it's all true what your critics say.
That you don't ever want to face me again.
And your screeners going to drop me, again and again.
I guess I'll call it cowardice.
'Cause you're not prepared to take on smart guests.

I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing you!
I can't stand hearing you!
I can't stand hearing you!
I can't stand hearing you!

I see you've sent my e-mails back.
I challenged your record, you right wing hack.
You can't see a point in any other way.
When nobody can question the words you say.
I'll call it lack of intelligence.
When most of what you're sayin' doesn't make much sense.

I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...

I guess this is my last call try.
Was screened again, would've made you cry.
You're career will soon be dead.
And you'll be another has-been, talking head.
Someone will call you on your lies.
But until then, just continue to hide.

I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...
I can't, I can't, I can't stand hearing...

(repeat refrain and fade)


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