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Hello,
Suckers
(instrumental intro)
Hello suckers!
I'm Ralph Nader.
I am hated
Like Darth Vader.
I want to go the
"Right direction."
People say I went and ruined the last election.
Gore and Dubya,
One and the same,
In my version
Of the blame game.
Please don't blame me,
For the havoc.
It's not my fault that the POTUS is a f*ck-up!
We got attacked,
But out of habit,
Bush just ran like
A frightened rabbit.
A threat from a
Foreign meany,
And he shows himself to be only a weeny.
Gore and Dubya,
One and the same,
In my version
Of the blame game.
Please don't blame me,
For the havoc.
It's not my fault that the POTUS is a f*ck-up!
Since we're bound for a recession,
Might as well make it a lesson.
I'm not sorry,
By and large,
But I kinda wish Bill Clinton was in charge.
So, forget the last election.
Supreme Court made their selection.
Put Bush on the throne.
But please don't blame me and the Naderites.
Hello suckers!
I'm Ralph Nader.
I am hated
Like Darth Vader.
I want to go the
"Right direction."
People say I went and ruined the last election.
Gore and Dubya,
One and the same,
In my version
Of the blame game.
Please don't blame me,
For the havoc.
It's not my fault that this POTUS is a f*ck-up!
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