Hey Bill, out there on the left
Writing parodies so deft
Can you hear me?
Hey Bill, you write me every day
You always have a lot to say
Can you read me?
Hey Bill, you're always dissing the Right,
Won't give in without a fight.

Hey Bill, busy with your songs
And updating w tong's
Can't you hear me?
Hey Bill, with your par'dies in your head
And your mailbox playing dead
Can you tell me?
Hey Bill, how do you expect me to write
When my replies bounce every night?

(instrumental break)

But it was only fantasy.
His box is too full,
It's clear to see.
No matter how I tried,
I could not break free.
From the postmaster bouncing my mail.

(instrumental break)

Hey Bill, I have a lot of songs
Tryin' to make rights out of wrongs,
Can you help me?
Hey Bill, way out there in space,
Though I've never seen your face,
Can you help me?
Hey Bill, don't tell me that I cannot write.
Together we stand, together we fight!

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