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I Am Dubya
(Sung to the tune of "I Am Woman" by Helen Reddy)
Guest song parody by Attmay


(instrumental intro)

I am Dubya, hear me roar.
I stole the White House from Al Gore.
And I donít know much so I can just pretend.

That Iím not a right-wing whore.
And I donít snort coke by the score.
No oneís ever gonna make those jokes again.
No, Iím not wise, and my platform is a pain.
Yes, youíll pay a price for the GOPís gain.
If I have to, I wonít pass anything.

I am dumb!
Iím reprehensible!
I am Dubya!

(brief instrumental break)

You can say that Iím a boozer,
And youíll pay, Ďcause Goreís the loser,
For the far right interests own my very soul.

And Iíll make you this one promise:
Weíll have guys like Clarence Thomas
Who will make up the Supreme Court as a whole.
No, Iím not wise, and my platform is a pain.
Yes, youíll pay a price for the GOPís gain.
If I have to, I wonít pass anything.

I am dumb!
Iím reprehensible!
I am Dubya!

I am Dubya, watch me smirk.
You will think me a right-wing jerk.
As I spread my oil wells all across the land.

In the other hand, one perk.
Thatís in addition to my smirk.
Are the head of statesí names I wonít understand.

No, Iím not wise, and my platform is a pain.
Yes, youíll pay a price for the GOPís gain.
If I have to, I wonít pass anything.

I am dumb (Dumb!),
Iím reprehensible (Reprehensible!),
I am Dubya!

I am Dubya!
I am Dubya!
I AM DUBYA!!!!!!!



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