(instrumental intro)

Despite tutoring, my George just won't realize...
Despite trying, his problems strike fear in this heart of mine.

I can't dream about W.
Or I'll wake up in a fright.
I can't dream about W.
Keeps me up awake at night.

I can't dream about W.
Or I'll wake up in a fright.
I can't dream about W.
Keeps me up awake at night.

When my George talks, he always slips on his feet.
Wising up?  He's not there, so history repeats for George W.

I can't dream about W.
Or I'll wake up in a fright.
I can't dream about W.
Keeps me up awake at night.

I know he can't stand it.
But I really don't mind; I love W.
When my baby gets caught,
It's through no magic he is see-through.
My nightmare's come true.

When my George talks, he always slips on his feet.
Wising up - NOT.
No brains for the part; it's what a leader needs.

(instrumental break)

I know he can't stand it.
But I really don't mind; I love W.
When my baby gets caught,
It's through no magic he is see-through.
My nightmare's come true.

I can't dream about W.
Or I'll wake up in a fright.
I can't dream about W.
Keeps me up awake at night.

I can't dream about W.
Or I'll wake up in a fright.
I can't dream about W.
Keeps me up awake at night.

Copyright © 2002 by Alvin Dover
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