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I Don't Believe
(Sung to the tune of "Believe" by Cher)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(instrumental intro)

Duh-ba-you, where were you?
Where were you, Duh-ba-you?
Duh-ba-you, where were you?
Where were you, Duh-ba-you?
Duh-ba-you, where were you?
Where were you, Duh-ba-you?

No matter how hard you try
You will never look presidential
It's not about the economy
It's about you, George W.
It's so sad, but you could have lead us
So sad, you turned your back on us
But suddenly, there you were on tv
Twelve hours later, georgy-come-lately!

I don't believe in you, Duh-ba-you!
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
No, I don't believe in you, Duh-ba-you!
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're smart enough

What am I supposed to do?
Sit around and wait for you?
I'm not like you, George W.
I'm on my way to ground zero
And there's no turning back
While you're in Nebraska, away from us
Your handlers can't seem to agree
Telling different versions of
Your 9-11's Houdini

I don't believe in you, Duh-ba-you!
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
No, I don't believe in you, Duh-ba-you!
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're smart enough

But I know that I'll get through this
'Cause I know that you're so stupid
I don't need you anymore
Oh, I don't need you like before
I don't need you anymore
Yes, it's you that I abhor

I don't believe in you, Duh-ba-you!
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
No, I don't believe in you, Duh-ba-you!
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're smart enough...


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