I Only Had A Brain (Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain" from "The Wizard Of Oz")
Guest song parody byJohn
Harvey "Ladies and malcontents, I give you the pResident
of the United States of America!"
As sung by Dubya Bush:
I would form my own opinions,
Ignore my crazy minions,
And go with what was sane.
The people, theyíd be happy,
And the world would be less crappy,
If I only had a brain.
Instead I kill Iraqis,
And I choke on little snackies.
The marketís down the drain,
With the trouble I been causiní.
The people stopped applausiní.
God, I wish I had a brain.
And I canít justify
Why our country goes to war.
You may wish that you had made vote to Gore.
But itís too late, until Ď04!
ĎTil then I run the nation.
Iím causing devastation.
Iím causing lots of pain.
My expressionís blank and airy.
Boy, the futureís looking scary.
ĎCause I just donít have a brain.