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If I Only Had A Brain
(Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain" from "The Wizard Of Oz")
Guest song parody by John Harvey

"Ladies and malcontents, I give you the pResident of the United States of America!"
As sung by Dubya Bush:

I would form my own opinions,
Ignore my crazy minions,
And go with what was sane.
The people, theyíd be happy,
And the world would be less crappy,
If I only had a brain.

Instead I kill Iraqis,
And I choke on little snackies.
The marketís down the drain,
With the trouble I been causiní.
The people stopped applausiní.
God, I wish I had a brain.

And I canít justify
Why our country goes to war.
You may wish that you had made vote to Gore.
But itís too late, until Ď04!

ĎTil then I run the nation.
Iím causing devastation.
Iím causing lots of pain.
My expressionís blank and airy.
Boy, the futureís looking scary.
ĎCause I just donít have a brain.

Alternate versions of this song parody:
Bush Is Nothing But A Whore | To Become King Of State

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