I Fired My Maid

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I Fired My Maid
(Sung to the tune of "A Man Needs A Maid" by Neil Young)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

As sung by Rush Limbaugh, who send his maid out to procure illegal drugs:

(instrumental intro)

My life is changing
In so many ways
I don't know who
To trust anymore
There's a shadow running
Through my days
Like a beggar going
From door to door.

And now I'm thinking that
Maybe I should fire my maid
I have a place nearby for her to stay
She kept my house clean
But now I wish she'd go away.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

It's hard to make that change
Life with no Oxycontin is strange
And sucks.

To get my pills
I need another shill
To get my pills
I need someone to fill
A go between again.

A while ago somewhere
I don't know when
I thought my maid was my friend
Now I have to go to rehab
And hope I don't get nabbed.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

Another go between.

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