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Illogical President Song
(Sung to the tune of "The Logical Song" by Supertramp)
Guest song parody by Dimpled Chad
This song is available at his web site at http://www.dimpledchad.net, on his anti-Bush parody CD, "American Way"



As sung by pResident Dubya Bush:

(instrumental intro)

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful... and comfortable,
'Cause we were powerful and in control.
Then Daddy's judges came through, and they appointed me the President,
With no precedent, Pennsylvania Avenue resident.
So I entered a world that was full of complexity, far too much for me,
I never got beyond dichotomy.
How ironic it was that I would lead a democracy, without diplomacy,
In many ways an aristocracy.

At 9 P.M., I go to sleep,
Since questions run too deep,
For such a simple man.
Cheney, please, please tell me what to do.
I haven't got a clue.
Now that we've tossed Saddam....

Now watch me talk tough, while I ignore the economy.
What an atrocity, full of hypocricy, a travesty.
And on the world's stage I see... no need for civility, stability.
Instead there's arrogance, hostility.
Watch me fake it, fake it, fake it, fake it, yeah...

(instrumental break)

Since questions run too deep,
For such a simple man.
Cheney, please, please tell me what to do.
I haven't got a clue.
Now that we've tossed Saddam....
Bomb Iran, or Sudan, or Japan...

(Sung during instrumental break)
So illogical...
In- in- ineffectual...
So deplorable...
So illogical...

(repeat and fade)


Here is an alternate version of this parody: Spock's Logical Song
More Guest Song Parodies by Dimpled Chad
More parodies from the Dubya Song Book


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