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I'm A Dummy
(Sung to the tune of "I Feel Pretty" from the musical, West Side Story)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As Sung By pResident Bush:)

(instrumental intro)

I'm a dummy
Of my party.
I'm no-brainy, not witty nor bright.
But they chose me.
To be pRez-dent, I dunno why.

Not Prince Charming.
I like napping.
It's alarming, I know nothing, you see.
Am I dreaming?
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl and that guy there?
Yeah, that's Condi and Ashcroft A.G.
Such a pretty crowd, no outsiders allowed.
Such pretty smiles, I'm on cloud nine!

I am gloating...
What a feeling...
Feel like running and dancing for joy.
For I'm loved
By my party, I'm their boy!

Like Dick Cheney,
I am wealthy.
And my Poppy should be proud of me.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

I feel lucky.
I feel Bushy.
I'm so happy I'm going to Disney.
It's not funny,
Time chose Rudy Giuliani over me.

See the pretty girl and that guy there?
Yeah, that's Gale Norton and Don Rummy.
Such a pretty crowd, no outsiders allowed.
Such pretty smiles, I'm on cloud nine!

I am floating...
What a feeling...
Feel like running and dancing for joy.
For I'm loved
By my party, I'm their toy!


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