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Incredible
(Sung to the tune of "Impossible" from the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical version of "Cinderella")
Guest song parody by Sara Rose, ariel@runesofao.com

(instrumental intro)

Incredible! That a man who's a moron can be taught to speak so clearly.
Incredible! That a rich man can seem to speak about the poor sincerely.
Smirk’s handlers have really done a lot of training
To make it seem their puppet has a brain in his empty head!
Incredible!

But news conferences still prove him a fool
A dork who is no more than a tool
Who only reads the words that his handlers write
But when reporters start to question the Shrub
His tongue gets tied, folks, here is the rub:
Incredible things are fabricated by the Right.

Incredible, Incredible, Incredible, Incredible
Incredible, Incredible, Incredible

Not credible that a man who's a moron can be taught to speak so clearly!
Not credible that a rich man can seem to speak about the poor sincerely!

The White House crew have certainly done some training
To make it seem their puppet has a brain in his empty head!
But we can see
That news conferences still prove him a fool
A dork who is no more than a tool
Who only reads the words that his handlers write
But when reporters start to question the Shrub
His tongue gets tied, folks, here is the rub:
Incredible things are fabricated by the Right.

Incredible, Incredible, Incredible
Incredible, Incredible, Incredible
Incredible.


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