Ballad of Jeb Bush

Ballad of Jeb Bush
(Sung to the tune of "Ballad of Jed Clampett" from "The Beverly Hillbillies")
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jeb
Gov'nor of a state, his career now on the ebb,
And then he and Shrub while checking out their guns,
Hatched up a plot to steal the state e-lect-tion

POTUS that is... White House... interns.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jeb is stealing votes
Kin folk said, Jeb, Poppy's gonna croak
Said, Jeb, you'd best deliver Florida to your bro,
Or Barb will be so mad there's no place that you can go.

Kickin your ass... making you beg for mercy.

(bluegrass instrumental)

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jeb and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly givin' in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality

CIA that is, vote for us or don't vote.
Y'all come back now, hear?

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